Flower Alley (USA)

Distorted Humor - Princess Olivia (Lycius) chestnut, 2001 - height 16.3hh

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Race Record

5 wins, 1600-2000m in USA, earnings $2.5 million.

Timeform 127 (2nd highest rated 3yo in USA in 2005)

at 3    WON   G1 Travers S. (2000m)

           WON  G2 Jim Dandy S. (1800m)

           WON  G2 Lane’s End S. (1800m)

            2nd    G1 Breeder’s Cup Classic (2000m)

            2nd    G2 Arkansas Derby (1800m)

            2nd    G2 Dwyer S. (1700m)

at 4    WON   G3 Salvator Mile S. (1800m)

Sire Line

DISTORTED HUMOR – multiple G2 & G3 winner in USA, G1 placed, to 1800m (rated 117); sire of G1 winners of both sexes; Champion Freshman Sire USA; Champion Sire USA (twice); #2 NA Sire by lifetime % of BTW (2017); Leading Broodmare Sire (2017); Sire-of-sires;

Notable progeny incl Funny Cide (02c – Slewacide, Little Current); Drosselmeyer (07c – Moscow Ballet, Slew O’Gold); Flower Alley (02c – Lycius, Sadler’s Wells; sire); Hystericalady (03f – Northair, El Oriental); Commentator (01c – Storm Bird, Woodman); Regal Ransom (06c – Red Ransom, Deputy Minister); A Shin Cool D (06f - Storm Cat, Caro);  Boisterous (07c – Cox’s Ridge, Majestic Light); Ironicus (11c - AP Indy, Spectacular Bid); Any Given Saturday (04c – A.P. Indy, Spectacular Bid; sire); Awesome Humor (00f – Pass The Tab, Cox’s Ridge); Pathfork (08c – Sadler’s Wells, Riverman; sire); Aesop Fables (09c – Sadler’s Wells, Blushing Groom); Jimmy Creed (09c) – Citidancer, Allen’s Prospect); Fourty Niners Son (01c – Alleged, Conquistador Cielo); Bit Of Whimsy (04f – El Prado, Pia Star); Sharp Humor (03c – Hansel, Believe It; sire); Alternation (08c – Seattle Slew, Green Dancer); Distorted Legacy (07f – Private Account, Hoist The Flag); Shumoos (09f – Storm Cat, Cryptoclearance); Hello Pretty (01c – Blazing Sword, Raami); Justenuffhumor (05c – Broad Brush, Lear Fan); Slow Pace (08c – Seattle Slew, El Gran Senor); Do It All (07c – Dynaformer, Caerleon); Quip (15c - Indian Charllie, Boston Harbor); Restless Rider (16f - Unbridled’s Song, Deputy Minister); Honorable Duty (12c - AP Indy, El Gran Senor); etc.

KIN-BREEDING: Distorted Humor is kinbred bottom female-line 4x4 Courtesy x Gay Rig, involving duplications of mares Mumtaz Begum, Selene (Canterbuty Pilgrim), Maid Of The Mist. Conventional wisdom has it that Distorted Humor’s best offspring have La Troienne in the female line (Distorted Humor himself is free of La Troienne).

FORTY NINER line sires in South Africa: Flower Alley, Pathfork (Distorted Humor); Trippi (End Sweep); Chimichuri Run, Gold Standard (Trippi); 

Pedigree

Distorted Humor
1993
Forty Niner
1985
Mr ProspectorRaise A Native - Native Dancer
Gold Digger - Nashua
FileTom Rolfe - Ribot
Continue - Double Jay
Danzig's Beauty
1987
DanzigNorthern Dancer - Nearctic
Pas de Nom - Admirals Voyage
Sweetest ChantMr. Leader - Hail To Reason
Gay Sonnet - Sailor
Princess Olivia
1995
Lycius
1988
Mr ProspectorRaise A Native - Native Dancer
Gold Digger - Nashua
LypatiaLyphard - Northern Dancer
Hypatia - High Hat
Dance Image
1990
Sadler's WellsNorthern Dancer - Nearctic
Fairy Bridge - Bold Reason
Diamond SpringVaguely Noble - Vienna
Dumfries - Reviewer

Pedigree

The dam of Flower Alley, Princess Olivia, is by Lycius whose dam is a daughter of Lyphard.

Flower Alley’s fourth dam is a daughter of Goofed, the dam of Lyphard. This gives Princess Olivia a 4x4 double of Goofed, and a possible source of breeding excellence. She is dam of six runners, all winners, including two stakes winners in Japan, rated TFR 120/123. Both are by Deep Impact, whose dam Wind In Her Hair is a daughter of Alzao, by Lyphard. The pedigree of Wind In Her Hair makes her very close kin to Lyphard’s son Elliodor, whose dam is full sister to Busted, the damsire of Wind In Her Hair.

Deep Impact is from the same female line as Right Approach, who has several daughters out of Elliodor mares.

Flower Alley’s damsire Lycius is a full brother to the mare Sit Akul, who was imported to South Africa in 2002. She produced a single foal here, Gr1 placed Gr1 winner Eddington (MR 111), by Model Man – son of Elliodor.

Also from the female line of Flower Alley is stallion Kefaah (Blushing Groom), whose dam is a half sister to Lyphard and full sister to Gr1 winner Nobiliary.

The grandam of Distorted Humor, Sweetest Chant, is very close kin to Bold Reason and Never Bend. A large proportion of Distorted Humor’s G1 winners have Sadler’s Wells (as sire of dam, grandam, or damsire). Sadler’s Wells’ line of Bold Reason appears significant in his best offspring. Lalun, the dam of Bold Reason and Never Bend, is a noted La Troienne carrier. La Troienne is invariably present in multiples in Distorted Humor’s best offspring.

This apparent affinity for La Troienne (in Flower Alley present through Sadler’s Wells’ damsire Bold Reason) is emphasised in I’ll Have Another whose dam has a double of Bold Reason’s half brother Never Bend and whose damsire Pleasant Tap is from the La Troienne female line.

The close resemblance of performance at stud of Distorted Humor and Trippi makes the latter’s daughters interesting options for Flower Alley.

Notable Progeny

International G1 winners

I’LL HAVE ANOTHER (09c – Arch, Pleasant Tap) – Champion 3yo in USA 2012; G1 Kentucky Derby, G1 Preakness S., G1 Santa Anita Derby; sire in Japan (TFR 130)
LUKE’S ALLEY (10c – AP Indy, Dehere) – Champion Older Male in Canada 2014; won G1 Gulfstream Hcp
MY WANDY’S GIRL (09f – Unbridled’s Song, Easy Goer) – Champion 3yo Filly in PR; G1 Cl. Accion de Gracias
LILACS AND LACE (08f – Seattle Slew, Alydar) – G1 Ashland S
BULLARD’S ALLEY (12c – Kris S., Mr Prospector) – G1 Canadian Int. S, G3 Louisville H

Sales Analysis

BORN colt avg sold SI filly avg sold SI
2016 329,643 28 1.37 201,042 24 1.46
2017 176,964 28 0.98 121,667 27 1.07
2018 183,750 12 0.8 145,625 20 0.81
2019 150,000 14 0.77 106,563 16 0.6
2020 156,250 20 0.59 146,333 15 0.65
2021 294,375 8 0.79 493,333 3 1.38
2022 900,000 1 1.34 267,500 2 0.85

Stamina

by highest winning distance of 3yo and up (the higher the count, the more reliable the %)

800/1399m 14/1600m 16/1999m 20/2399m 2400m+ count
19% 38% 19% 17% 6% 156

Best Rated Offspring

(SA only)

horse wins (SW) places (SP) stakes AR
Princess Calla 17f 12 (11) 12 (10) R 5,582,176 110
Reunion 17c 5 (0) 1 (0) R 324,250 104
Maharanee 19f 4 (1) 2 (1) R 472,750 103
Feather Boa 19f 4 (1) 11 (6) R 1,681,250 103
Arividicio 19c 2 (0) 7 (3) R 282,875 101
Gilded Butterfly 18f 6 (2) 8 (1) R 747,625 101
Perfect Witness 18f 7 (0) 6 (5) R 957,625 100
FireAlley 17c 5 (1) 12 (2) R 603,850 99
Marygold 16f 4 (0) 3 (2) R 450,875 99
Bold Fortune 17f 6 (2) 6 (1) R 624,750 98

The Power Of Ratings

Colts

AR Band < 59 59 - 69 70 - 79 80 - 89 90 - 99 > 99 > 79 > 89 count
All Colts 26% 18% 27% 18% 7% 3% 29% 11% 25,524
Flower Alley 26% 11% 29% 21% 11% 2% 34% 13% 115

Fillies

AR Band < 54 54 - 64 65 - 74 75 - 84 85 - 94 > 94 > 74 > 84 count
All Fillies 27% 18% 26% 20% 7% 2% 29% 9% 24,976
Flower Alley 18% 12% 26% 23% 15% 6% 44% 21% 140

Black Type Offspring

with best career rating by distance category:
1000-1399m/14-1600m/1601-1999m/20-2399m/2400m+

  • Defender Of Rights 2018 filly 74/72/74/67/-
  • Public Protector (Elusive Quality x Menifee)
  • 3rd SA Oaks Trial (L) 2000m
  • Evening Primrose 2018 filly -/78/84/83/78
  • Noor (Dynasty x Jet Master)
  • 3rd Gr2 SA Oaks 2450m
  • Fayrooz 2016 filly 60/70/-/85/-
  • Diamond Game (Fort Wood x Western Winter)
  • Won SA Oaks Trial (L) 2000m
  • Integrity 2016 filly 70/85/76/79/-
  • Illumiere (Giant's Causeway x Fasliyev)
  • Won E-Cape Paddock S. (L) 1600m
  • Jaimala 2017 colt 75/79/84/84/87
  • Daphne Garland (Fort Wood x Golden Thatch)
  • 3rd Java S. (L) 2400m
  • Keep Smiling 2016 filly 80/94/72/94/84
  • Queen Of All (Jallad x Royal Chalice)
  • 2nd Gr3 Fillies Mile 1600m
  • Mondial 2020 colt -/83/89/-/97
  • Amur Affair (Tiger Ridge x Western Winter)
  • 3rd Gr1 SA Derby 2450m
  • No Greater Love 2019 filly 63/76/-/-/-
  • Oh My Darling (Western Winter x Fort Wood)
  • 2nd Lady's Slipper S. (L) 1400m
  • Pomander 2016 filly 57/74/83/87/92
  • Pure Spice (Black Minnaloushe x Badger Land)
  • 2nd Gr2 SA Oaks 2450m
  • Red Hot Rose 2020 filly 92/75/-/-/-
  • Festival Of Fire (Kahal x Russian Revival)
  • 2nd Gr2 SA Fillies Nursery 1160m
  • Southern Cape 2018 filly 89/84/85/-/-
  • Rockin The Daisies (Silvano x Fort Wood)
  • 2nd The Scarlet Lady (L) 1750m

Stud Analysis

Colts

  • SSI 0.74
  • Stamina 1705m
  • Stakes Wins 4%
  • Black Type 8%
  • winners/runners% 51%
born foals rnrs wnrs w/r% SW SW/r% BT BT/r% wins SSI AR Stamina
2016 35 27 10 37% 1 4% 4 15% 35 1.14 69 1980m
2017 37 27 14 52% 1 4% 2 7% 50 0.85 68 1839m
2018 24 22 14 64% 0 0% 0 0% 43 0.92 70 1561m
2019 20 17 11 65% 0 0% 1 6% 25 0.73 70 1542m
2020 26 22 11 50% 0 0% 1 5% 16 0.73 67 1605m
2021 12 3 0 0% 0 0% 0 0% 0 0.06 39 0m

Fillies

  • SSI 1.21
  • Stamina 1608m
  • Stakes Wins 10%
  • Black Type 16%
  • winners/runners% 67%
born foals rnrs wnrs w/r% SW SW/r% BT BT/r% wins SSI AR Stamina
2016 39 34 21 62% 2 6% 5 15% 44 1.05 70 1645m
2017 40 36 25 69% 5 14% 6 17% 80 2.28 71 1726m
2018 38 32 20 63% 2 6% 6 19% 51 1.19 68 1593m
2019 29 22 19 86% 3 14% 5 23% 45 1.85 71 1516m
2020 19 19 11 58% 0 0% 1 5% 13 0.69 61 1560m
2021 8 1 0 0% 0 0% 0 0% 0 0.2 70 0m

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Redoute's Choice - Buffalo Berry (Sri Pekan)

Fire Away (USA)

War Front - Salute (Unbridled)

Hawwaam (SAF)

Silvano - Halfway To Heaven (Jet Master)

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